The Immigration Answer

The Senate is pushing a new, and very divisive and misguided Immigration Reform bill.

I have the answer to solve the whole Immigration debate.

We invade Mexico.

Think about it, it's perfect!

Every Illegal Mexican Alien now in the country instantly becomes an American citizen.

We remove the brutal and corrupt current Mexican government, and we divide Mexico into about 5 or 6 new States.

We then take control of all that Mexican oil, and also some darn nice beaches.

And then our new Southern border would be a little strip of land across from Guatemala & Belize.

Heck, we could guard that with just Larry the Cable Guy.